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Freddy the Detective

December 11, 2009
Book of the Day: Freddy the Detective, by Walter R. Brooks
Grade: A-
First published: 1932
1-word review: Porcine
5-word review: Don't mess with the pig.

Freddy the Pig awakes one morning to find Hambone, his best friend and longtime sty-mate, missing. He begins an investigation into the disappearance only to stumble upon the dismembered and eviscerated corpse of Hammy hanging in a meat locker. He proceeds to take revenge on those he deems responsible, doing to them what was done to his buddy. Blood flows as Freddy self-destructs in an orgy of violence. This is all rather surprising to find in a children's book.

Warning to my more sensitive readers! Here's a gruesome picture of some of Hammy's remains, shown only in the interest of science.


Here we have Idaho.

Comments

  1. JoeDecember 14, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    This map of Idaho in combo with the picture of pig parts reminded me of a time I was driving around Idaho with the wife and kids. We took pictures. You should reference my album on facebook and feel free to use the picture about "meat rabbits" any time you want.

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  2. LauriAnnDecember 14, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Is this blog about books? Or is it merely a thinly-veiled attempt to mock the best state in the union?

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  3. Erik DrydenDecember 15, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    That's a pretty awesome picture. It might make it in a post one of these days. Did you buy one of each, a "bunny" and a "meat rabbit?"

    And I don't see why talking about books and mocking Idaho need be mutually exclusive.

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