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A Month in Books (December 2009)

I'm sure you as my massive reading audience greatly enjoyed my month in books (not that I'm suggesting that you, dear reader, are personally massive). This will be my last post until my next Book-a-Day month, at a yet to be determined point in the future. Here are my December awards:
  • Book of the Month Award - Arabian Nights and Days, by Naguib Mahfouz
  • Honorable Mentions - Homage to Catalonia, by George Orwell; The Atom Station, by Halldor Laxness; The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, by John le CarrĂ©
  • Worst Book Award - The Museum of Dr. Moses: Tales of Mystery and Suspense, by Joyce Carol Oates
  • Dishonorable Mention - Into the Wild, by Jon Krakauer

And here are some of the things I learned over the month of December:
  1. If you choose to read a book a day, pick a month other than December to do it, even though you'll be out of school. The holidays really screw with the reading time.
  2. Avoid trying to read a short story collection in a single day.
  3. Write in your blog immediately after finishing each book, or you'll keep putting it off.
  4. Blogging is actually a pretty good way to deal with writer's block.
  5. Tiger loves him the ladies.
  6. I'm pretty much invincible at fantasy football.
  7. It really isn't the thought that counts.
  8. Idaho is a bottomless well of endless amusement.
  9. Reese loves you!

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  1. maybe for february you could just do a Reese-movie-a-day Blog.

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